TAKING THE FIFTH (PART TWO)

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Taking The Fifth (Part Two)

Lyrics by Hal Pollock
Vocals by Chris Weeks

There’s this lipstick on my collar
My wife insists I tell her all
I was gonna take the Fifth 
Or to say I don’t recall
But I’ve decided to come clean
It’s the best thing I can do
‘Cause the answer is quite innocent 
I’m sure you’ll believe me too 
 
There’s this girl who tried to kiss me
Had to duck so she would miss
Now there’s lipstick on my collar
It’s all as simple as just this 
I swear that’s the truth my darling 
There’s no need to scream or shout 
‘Cause I never would betray you 
That’s just not what I’m about    
 
Taking the Fifth
It’s not the only thing to do 
I can’t recall 
Will get the best of you 
Just tell the truth  
The truth will set you free
‘Cause if you tell the truth  
You’ll be happy just like me
 
I don’t need to take the Fifth 
Or to say I don’t recall 
That’s the way it really  happened 
It’s the whole truth after all 
I am like a new born baby 
Pure as the driven snow
How could you ever doubt me?
That’s just something I don’t know
 
And if you don’t believe me 
You can call the girl I met 
She wrote her number on my hand 
Here so I never would forget 
 
Mark Twain said if you tell the truth 
You don’t have to remember anything
Some good advice to keep you 
Out of marriage counseling
So if this happens to you brother 
You just say the glove don’t fit
‘Cause that is my whole story 
And I’m stickin’ right to it
 
Taking the Fifth
It’s not the only thing to do 
I can’t recall 
Will get the best of you 
Just tell the truth  
The truth will set you free
‘Cause if you tell the truth  
You’ll be happy just like me 
 
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