There’s this lipstick on my collar
My wife insists I tell her all
I was gonna take the Fifth
Or to say I don’t recall
But I’ve decided to come clean
It’s the best thing I can do
‘Cause the answer is quite innocent
I’m sure you’ll believe me too
There’s this girl who tried to kiss me
Had to duck so she would miss
Now there’s lipstick on my collar
It’s all as simple as just this
I swear that’s the truth my darling
There’s no need to scream or shout
‘Cause I never would betray you
That’s just not what I’m about
Taking the Fifth
It’s not the only thing to do
I can’t recall
Will get the best of you
Just tell the truth
The truth will set you free
‘Cause if you tell the truth
You’ll be happy just like me
I don’t need to take the Fifth
Or to say I don’t recall
That’s the way it really happened
It’s the whole truth after all
I am like a new born baby
Pure as the driven snow
How could you ever doubt me?
That’s just something I don’t know
And if you don’t believe me
You can call the girl I met
She wrote her number on my hand
Here so I never would forget
Mark Twain said if you tell the truth
You don’t have to remember anything
Some good advice to keep you
Out of marriage counseling
So if this happens to you brother
You just say the glove don’t fit
‘Cause that is my whole story
And I’m stickin’ right to it
Taking the Fifth
It’s not the only thing to do
I can’t recall
Will get the best of you
Just tell the truth
The truth will set you free
‘Cause if you tell the truth
You’ll be happy just like me
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