I think I know what women want
Let’s try to make it clear
They want someone dependable
Who’ll always be right there
The hardest kind of man to find
Who’s honest, kind and true
So ask yourself the question
Could it possibly be you?

Men are so much easier
There’s just one thing they want
It’s not on any menu
At their favorite restaurant
Men are just impossible
Pick wrong you surely will
Find yourself a problem
And wind up on Dr. Phil

Women just want to be rescued
In a world filled with fear
They don’t want someone to listen
They want someone who will hear

They don’t need diamonds or a mink
Don’t need the stars above
The only thing they really want
Is simply to be loved

So ask yourself again
Are you worthy of the task?
Can you take a new direction?
Is it all too much to ask?
When its time for a decision
When push has turned to shove
Can you find it in your heart
To find a woman you can love?

Now that we solved the mystery
Then let it be resolved
You can still make history
The problem has been solved
Listen to me carefully
The lesson here to learn
Find a woman you can love
And be loved in return