You got this bad habit you refuse to break
A silly little habit when you’re on the make
If you wanna get a girl remember
What I said
You’ve gotta wear a smile
And not your boots to bed

Wear a smile and not your boots to bed
If you wanna get some action
Get it through your head
I still remember what the lady said

Wear smile and not your boots to bed
You don’t need no traction
When you’re lyin’ in the bed
I can’t get no satisfaction
With my ankles turnin’ red
I am givin’ you fair warnin’
When we’re in our birthday suits
You won’t be gettin’ any booty
When you’re sleepin’ in your boots

I don’t think it’s sexy
And I don’t think its cute
And I don’t thank you understand
You just don’t give a hoot
If you wanna please a woman
Don’t be actin’ like a brute
Leave your boots out in the hallway
Or I’ll give you the boot