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I’ve been lookin’ at the skies
It seems they’re almost everywhere
Spaceships of all shapes and kinds
And people all in fear
They came in ‘47 when they saw all of the nukes
Wanted us to stop it so we met a bunch of gooks
They said that we were likely to blow up the whole damn place
That this would surely be the end of the whole human race
Then they made a deal with Ike the year was 1954
People for technology was what they bargained for
So we started building spaceships
They took people for a ride
Probing all around to see what makes us tick inside
If you think aliens are coming
Well you have no need to fear
The aliens aren’t coming
Because they’re already here
They say they’re from our future
Well however could that be?
An alien on Tiktok explained it quite remarkably
When asked about his birthplace said he was born right here on Earth
Went on to say exactly how this was his place of birth
He said a crazy president started an atomic war
Our adversary came along gave us a good what for
Dropped nukes across the country and the prophecy came true
The end result was very few of folks like me and you
The aliens among us started living underground
Until one day to their dismay they once again had found
The survivors in the top bunk dropping bombs upon their head
They knew if they did nothing they would surely wind up dead
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