I think I’ll run for office
I think its kinda funny
I make no bones about it
I’m in it for the money
I ain’t got no position
Education well not much
But when it comes to making money
I got the Midas touch

It’s the land of milk and honey
And opportunity
It’s all about the money
So keep your eyes on me
I’m just your average capitalist
And I don’t work for free
If you need some strings pulled
You can always count on me

I’m it for the money
So come and vote for me
And if you need a favor
I’ll be sittin’ in DC

I’ve got a wicked golf swing
That’s important as can be
I make all of my decisions
While I’m standing on the tee
Don’t send me no subpoenas
‘Cause that’s just not my scene
I’d rather spend my afternoons
Putting on the green

One day I might be president
We’ll have to wait and see
Depends upon the ratings
From my game show on TV
Don’t worry ‘bout those nuke codes
‘Cause they’ll all be safe with me
I’ll only show them to the Russians
When they come to visit me

People often ask me
If I’m in it for the money
I just smile and tell them
You bet your sweet ass honey!!

I’m it for the money
So come and vote for me
If you ever need a favor
I’ll be sittin’ in DC