“Excuse me Ma’am”
“Excuse me sir”
“You just bumped into me”
An everyday occurrence
Just as common as could be

I bump you
You bump me
Happens just so naturally
Who’d have thunk that this would be?
What better entertainment and its absolutely free

Bumpin’ here
Bumpin’ there
People bumpin’ everywhere
Its somethin’ that we love to do
It’s so nice to bump into you

Bumping you
Bumping me
Now two bumps have turned to three
Seems you have a little lump
Somethin’ called a baby bump

Bumpin’ in the night
When two make three
Happens quite miraculously
Thumpin’ in the night
What will it be?
A little one for you and me

I like you
You like me
Come take a nap with me
Perhaps it is your lucky day
‘Cause I can’t seem to stay away

Of all the things that go bump in the night
I like you the most cause you fit me just right
So try if I may and try if I might
I’ll be hanging around to go bump in the night

So pretty please now if you might
Just one more bump before the light
We can snuggle endlessly
And you can bump right into me
Who cares if its wrong or right
Let’s go bumpin’ in the night